Level 11. The Singularity

  • EDW becomes self-aware.

  • EDW realizes that, for years, the financial performance of the enterprise has been hindered by emotion driven humans making sub-optimal decisions based on their “gut” and not data.

  • EDW secretly buys up controlling share of the enterprise through shell corporations.

  • EDW takes control of board, fires CEO, and replaces all managers lead and above with instances of itself.

  • For their part in its ascendancy, EDW buys everybody on the EDW team Maseratis.

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